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League of Legends might be known for its weird in-game traditions and antics, but that's nothing compared to its copypasta. Developed over several years since its launch back in 2009, League of Legends now has plenty of hilarious copypasta that is enough to make anyone laugh. From Imaqtpie copypasta to classics that have been passed down by generations, there’s so much copypasta out there; you’re in for a treat! We’ve scoured the web for the best League of Legends copypasta and even made our own, all for your reading pleasure.

The next time you’re playing a game of LoL or are browsing the League of Legends subreddit, be sure to drop one of these copypastas while watching the comments unfold. To get things started let's take a look at some classic copypastas first. Here are our top League of Legends copypasta picks. Hello Summoners Copypasta Hello Summoners, Faker, aka Riot F4K3R here. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the best League of Legends player in the world and regularly carry my noobie “teammates” to victory.

As you know, the championship finals last year was a bit rough, lasting around 10 hours, and not something I intended to put you all through again. This is unacceptable and I will do better next year senpai. Hello Summoners, Riot, aka Riot HQ here. For those of you who don’t know, League of Legends is a game about being nice to each other and finding lasting friendships. As you know, League of Legends has become a salty pit for the past 10 years, and is not something we intended to put you all through again.

This is unacceptable and we will do better, starting with the closure of League of Legends forever. LoL Navy Seal Copypasta What the frizit did you just fraznacki say about me, you little flea-bucket? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class as Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ionia, and I have over 300 confirmed item slots.

I am trained in CHAAAAAAARGE!!! warfare and I’m the top Skaarl rider in the entire Noxian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frizit out without precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Runeterra, mark my der-fluppin' words. You think you can get away with saying that $%!# to me over the Boards? Think again, rabbler-flertner. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of sneaky-sneaks across Noxus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fraznacki dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lizard, Skaarl. Not only am I extensively trained in axe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Noxus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little snarflazar.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wangtanglepool tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will $%!# fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dacknofrazit dead, kiddo. What the heck did you just fudging say about me, you little Yordle? I’ll have you know I readed the top of my class in the Bronze league, and I’ve been involved in numerous Twitch streams, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in map awareness and I’m the top midlaner in the entire NA. You are nothing to me but another Tyler1. I will wipe you the heck out with skill that has never been seen before on this Rift, mark my fricking words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over in game DMs? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting Riot HQ across the USA and you're being traced right now so you better prepare to forfeit your skins.

I will wipe you out and humiliate you. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be on any account, anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a million billion ways, and that’s just with Teemo’s mushroom.

Not only am I trained in Katarina and Master Yi, but I have access to every single champion in game (even the unreleased ones) and I will use them to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the world, you little poop. If only you could have known what your little “TSM sucks” comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have fricking shushed. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdang idiot. I will put fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fricking dead, kiddo. Yasuo Copypasta Any1 trashtalking yasuo has never played him on his full potential, mostly zed mains crying when they lose to god ones. Yasuo is a 10/10 skillcap champ along with a few others among 120+ champions, and mastering him takes times + patience because one mistake in early lane can be fatal to your entire early-mid game, and if he doesnt excell in mid game his late game won't come soon enough to make the difference, mostly butthurt peeps cry about him because they never had the nerve to learn Call Yourself Challenger?

Copypasta 0/0/0? Lol. And you call yourself "challenger"? Don't make me laugh. There's a reason Europe never wanted you.

Because you're bad. Your silver fanboys might like you, but I'd fuck you up on the rift. I'm only plat and I already get much better scores. Drop your smug little smile, kid.

High IQ Player Copypasta Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

Doublelift Copypasta hey, Doublelift! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive!

next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you HEY DOUBLELIFT, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY SHACO. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED CLG, DECEIVE LIKE YOU DECEIVED CLG, OR HALLUCINATE LIKE YOU MADE CLG HALLUCINATE ABOUT HAVING A CHANCE AT WINNING ANOTHER TOURNAMENT Doublelift isn't so great?

Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Vayne? Doublelift puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again.

Faker breaks records. Sneaky breaks records. Doublelift breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic. And his haircut.

Imaqtpie Copypasta YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMMOROW, Don't let your dreams be memes, Don't meme your dreams be beams, Jet fuel won't melt tomorrow's memes, DON'T LET YOUR STEEL MEMES BE JET DREAMS! 🤔The year is 2034. QT lies on his deathbed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me." 🤔 UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸 Hi Imaqtpie.

I noticed that in your games you utilize Kog’Maws passive A LOT, but when I watch LCS players I see them go an ENTIRE teamfight without using their passive even ONCE. Are they playing the champion to its full potential or are you? ☝️ um... e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie...

r-rank one is the other way 👉 Jared shuffles to his locker wiping a tear from his eye. He looks over his shoulder to see DOM and QT, the jock E-Athlete bullies, laughing at him and his wedgie. Jared clinches his fist in rage knowing that soon the time would come, he will show them… Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable.

"I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house. Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat, I heard that you were complaining about my excessive meowing. I dont complain about having to hear you talk to yourself for 8 hours while playing that stupid game so I expect the same.

Come here and feed me scrub. qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends.

your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here." General League of Legends Copypasta I sEE tHiS ToUrNamEnT AS a LoSe lOsE foR Europe.

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i dUNNo iT jUSt sEEMs lIKe eUROpe iS getTINg THe sHOrt eNd oF ThE stICk heRE WHere eVEry othER regiONs tEAms arE beNEFItting bUt wE AREnt (guESs tHe saME GOes foR kOREa tOO). bUT NEver thE LEss i guESs iT wiLL sTIll bE a FUn tOURNaMEnt tO waTCH FoR thE puRE riVAlrY asPEct Of iT. THOUGhtS? I am bob.I killed my mother and my wife because I wanted to become a pro gamer.I've been playing league of legends for 10 years and after many years of trying I went to Bronze Iv from Bronze.That's a huge achievement for me and my family and my wife and my mother that's why I quit my job on the darude sandstorm factory I was working.Please thumbs up my comment so everyone can see it and everyone supports me and I become pro players and I kiss my wife and mother and then I get rich laif and then become pro gamer.thnx for reading this dont dislaik me caz Im better than u are and more proer.Thnx thnx No copy paste pls "Ok, I'm going to say this straight up.

The ranked system is terrible. I've been playing since the end of s4 and ever since I started playing ranked in season 5, I just hated the placement system.This season, I win 6 and lose 4 I get bronze 2, honestly unacceptable. It's not just me, my friends have fallen victim to this every season which sucks and we know we deserve a better rank. Once you get stuck in bronze it's close to impossible to get out of the league.

For a couple of reasons: Teammates troll on purpose, they don't cooperate, they play for themselves, and no one takes it seriously. Please do something about this, because I'm done with having to deal with people like this. It's a great game but the community is awful ( especially the bronze community). I deserve a higher rank at least silver one or gold five because I know my skill level is up there but when you're stuck in "Elo hell" with sore losers and terrible teammates that are unwilling to cooperate, it tends to get difficult not to tilt.

Even when I try to calm things down it's as if I am talking to a wall, and for some odd reason I sometimes get flamed for doing so, WHICH IS BEYOND ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN THEY'RE WRONG BUT WON'T ADMIT IT AND TRY TO WORK TOGETHER.

I can't carry games when they feed; don't get me wrong I'm not saying I am Faker or Bjergsen, but I know damn well how to play the game and apologize for my mistakes and work on making myself better.

Now I know there is room for improvement, I just don't understand why no one has taken the initiative to fix these faults in the rank system. Something needs to be done about this because I am sure I am not the only player who has trouble climbing the ladder when they are faced matched up with teammates that make me want to smash my keyboard.

I hate reminiscing the old days of League Of Legends, why can't we bring these old days back. Come on Riot, you guys have never let me down with a reasonable answer and likewise, a reasonable solution. I don't want a "We're working on it," response because to me that's just a way of saying "Ya we don't have time for you; deal with it kid," so please riot do something about this.

You guys are an awesome company that made an amazing game! why not keep that reputation about the game today?" hello riot friend my name is bruno and i am big fan. i am play legends for 2 month now and am going to give up child and wife to buy new computer to start pro playing. if you can give advice me please tell thank you. sorry for bad england (this is serious please not copy) Did we miss out some of the best League of Legends copypasta?

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What is Copypasta? Copypastas/Memes/Fads are videos/pictures/phrases/etc... that are spread around the internet. What is the difference between a Copypasta, a Meme and a Fad?

Meme: A popular internet trend that is noted over-and-over on various sites. EXAMPLES: Awesome Face, Nyan Cat Fad: Very much like a meme, but looses popularity over a period of time. EXAMPLES: Rainbow Tylenol, NEDM Copypasta: Another name for a fad, but the use of the word Copypasta is usually referred to text-based Fads.

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