The next thing you know the daughter is asking the chef for raw meat for the doll! Goofs When Gloria Guida Michelle is having her legs crushed during the dive on the ruins of Atlantis, a first sequence shows Guida with both legs trapped under a single pillar. Because while that may be what the movie was trying to get across, all I saw was the murder of sharks. How in the fuck are we not through this review yet? Diana appears to become by the doll, and starts saying that everyone will die, and telling people the order they will die in. We then find out that it's actually not inexplicable, just really poorly explained. Diana's aunt and uncle perish next, apparently killed by the doll.
When the diving team comes to her rescues, she is then trapped under a pile of rumbles and the sea floor scenery is different. Finally they are able to contact Bimini and relate their situation. Jake: Yeah, so naturally the family just moves past the throat-slit bird attack like it was nothing. So I guess it is a shark attack. That one made you scared of going outside, this one made you want to suck on an exhaust pipe. She also locks the ship's cook in the freezer, who almost dies before he is freed. The ship disappears, and the doll is left floating in the water.
Daughters legs are destroyed as fuck. I remember them talking about Atlantis at one point, but this is simply not the right vessel to search for the lost city of wonders. Also Known As Devils Triangle of Bermuda, The Secrets of the Bermuda Triangle. You can help Wikipedia by. They abandon the search after the signal identifies itself as a ship that was lost years ago. Searching for a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or view the Rene Cardona Jr.
I award it 2 points, and may God have mercy on its soul. But then they go diving again, because. Mind you, at least some of the characters were originally speaking English, but then they voiced that over with more English, and way off-time. Thing is, that little fucker seems to have him beat. The little girl is randomly attacked by parrots and it's implied that the doll bit a few of their throats out.
Oh right, the same as everything else. I had a look at the running time of this one and at nearly two hours I thought I was going to be bored. Especially given that this is 1970 fucking 8. Which is impressive, because the dialog in the movie is almost exclusively exposition. Atlantis may be there because shit disappears there or something. Jake: I like how you call it a shark attack. But there's something lurking in the depths of Bermuda.
No one is concerned that the girl's evil doll is right next to him with blood all around it's mouth. That night, the older son there are four kids, for the record has a dream about planes crashing in the ocean. The title says it all - It's a film about the Bermuda Triangle. The Bermuda Triangle is a 1978 Mexican horror movie. Unluckily, like Jack mentioned, it stunk. Please, let us know by Twitter or in the comments.
Could have looked it up, but what is this, some sort of review, perhaps where we promised a comprehensive list in an alphabetical order? With the ship stranded and Michelle in desperate need of medical attention, the ship's mate and Michelle's brother depart the ship with her in a motorboat to try to reach Bimini. The birds look so bad. Genres Adventure, Horror, Mystery, Thriller. Nothing helps with nightmares like milk. This is going to be a weird one. God damn this movie was bad. They dive down and find some columns, so I guess they find Atlantis maybe? The captain finally has a distress call connect with Bimini but is informed their boat, the Black Whale 3, went missing 12 years prior.
And I assume it looked real because they literally just shoved some concrete pillars on top of a real diver and filmed it. Does not inspire confidence in his ability to find Atlantis. Then it follows a series of absurd and horrible accidents, and one-by-one the passengers and crew begin to die or disappear. Unsurprisingly, the racistly portrayed black guy is killed off next. During the storm the ship's cook dies in apparent accident, and Diana's parents are swept overboard looking for her. Yeah, it is completely impossible to tell what in the fuck is happening.
Jack: I thought I had sucked on an exhaust pipe until you confirmed for me that those birds did actually look like that. They hear distress calls from other ships, including their own being repeated. That caught me off guard and is by far the creepiest part of the film. Released 1978, 'The Bermuda Triangle' stars , , , The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 20 min, and received a score of out of 100 on Metacritic, which assembled reviews from knowledgeable critics. Why didn't we watch Alien this week? Jack: It does not inspire confidence in his ability to do literally anything.